Sunday, September 1, 2013

BRAIer: Expedition Up North




Labor Day in Madrid, Iowa, is always a good time.  For some it is a celebration of working class values.  For others it is the fond farewell to summer.  Still others it is a four day drunk.  For us it is the perfect excuse to ride up from Des Moines and visit the High Trestle area.

Craig planned this trip for a long time.  Leave on Friday after work.  Stay til Monday.  Watch the Iowa game in Perry.  Catch the ISU game in Slater.  Stay at the Trestle Hotel.  A mini-Ragbrai.  BRAIer.  This sounded good to the hedonist biker inside me.  I have not visited the Trestle all year.  Nor have I bagged anywhere since Ragbrai.  This would be a perfect way to end the summer.

But as launch time quickly approached the weather became an issue, it was getting a little warm.  Other doubts filled my head as well.  I really need to stay home and fix bicycles.  I should spend more time with my family.  Fareway has my favorite meat on sale and they will be closed when I return.  The temperature was the main issue.  100F forecasted for Friday.  Never really cools down at night.  This could be dangerous.  I talked Craig down to one overnight plus pack bags for two nights.  If it was good we could linger longer.  By Thursday I was psyched to go.  Work had been crazy.  Release was necessary.  Weather be damned!

The 520s were packed Thursday evening since Friday was a work day.  I added a few new items and arrangements.  I added my seldom used TurboCat flood light for better close up night vision and its judicial battery conservation.  Normally the battery is mounted on the frame and thus steals a water bottle or reduces the size of one bottle.  This time I placed the batter in the front pannier.  awkward to turn it off and on but possible while rolling without much difficulty, just remember to keep the fingers to the right of the spokes.  Also a new portable power supply for recharging my mobile phone and my camera.  Two coolers, one internal and the other on top of the rear rack.  No tent.  Too hot for tent camping.  Mosquitos were nonexistent due to the lack of rain all summer.  Thermarest pad  and light weight LaFuma sleeping bag all I needed.  In the past two Ragbrai's I put the tent up twice.  Did not need the ballast.  Two insulated H2O bottles and a 1 liter Nalgene bottle for back up.

I filled every bottle and cooler with ice as I left work.  First stop was at Barr Bicycle.  Purchase a new kickstand and installed it in the shade.  The former kickstand busted on Ragbrai several years ago.  I had time to kill.  Stopped at Windsor Heights Hy Vee for the purchase of some cool crisp and refreshing beverages for the coolers, 6 of Busch Light and a 6 of JP's Yabba Dhabba Chai Tea Porter.  I wanted Newcastle but they did not have any in cans.  I liked the box anyway.  Seemed fitting.  My shopping also included some batteries and hygienic products that I forgot to pack.  Despite back tracking I needed a time suck as Craig had a few things to do including driving home to fetch his bike.


Our rendezvous was in Clive at the University Tap or Pub.  The former TR's has both names listed.  Located on University Ave on the same side of the street and a strip mall away from 515 Brewery, this quaint neighborhood bar has a nice selection of draft beer including Court Avenue Brewery's Pointer Brown Ale and a $2 mystery draft.  $3.75 for the CABCo.  An older crowd but the acoustics were not painful as they are in 515 or Confluence.  Yes, they have Fireball.  We sat out the heat for a half hour.

The Clive Greenbelt trail was our route out of town.  We took it to 128th St and seized a northbound lane.  As Craig put it, "the Lexus SUVs can go around us since there is no sidepath or trail."  I agreed noting that even the BMWs possess adequate horsepower to move around two loaded Trek 520s averaging 12 mph.  No one honked or threw drinks at us.

On top of the hill we noted both bad news and good news.  The good: weather will cool off tonight.  Bad: head wind from the north.  It was refreshing despite slowing us down.  At the Chicken Coop we ditched the road for the sidepath all the way into Grimes.



Grimes was the first stop.  Stevie C's.  Craig and Chad discovered this place on the 4th of July.  That is when Craig met the owner Brandon.  Brandon is a ragbrai veteran and would like to form a team based out of the bar.  Nice outdoor lounge in back although too warm to enjoy it.  Spacious bar inside.  I recommend the Garbage Can pizza.  After two pitchers and a Fireball or two we hit the road for Granger.

By the time we hit Granger and stopped at the Casey's General Store I needed Gatorade and no beer.  Craig suggested the local watering hole but knowing better I declined.  Just get to the trail ASAP was my mantra.  But now we faced the BitterSweet Road.  Although I have ridden on this road several times on the bike I was using I was not prepared for the gravel.  Could not find a line to save my life.  The cleanest line was all the way over on the left.  That would be fine if I was in the UK but in 'Merica I was at risk of a head on collision with a car or truck. Fortunately, it was late enough where cars and trucks were very few.

Apologies to Craig, I was a bitch.  The combination of low energy levels, too much beer and 700x28 road tires on a heavy bike were the cause of the issues.  I knew better but did not have time nor the desire to purchase and switch tires.  I gambled and lost.  No flat tires or wipe outs but it was a slugfest on that 8 to 10 mile stretch of gravel.  Thinking back about it, and this thought did cross my mind at the time, this was payback for Ragbrai.  I kicked Craig's ass on every road, hill and downhill.  And he threw a similar fit on the St Charles Rd, G50, on the pavement to the turn to Winterset.  Payback?  No, me bad.

Bittersweet Rd intersects the High Trestle Trail east of Woodward.  Last year we stopped here and had a beer or 3.  This year we merely coasted downhill to the Trestle Hotel.  Stopped at the concierge level and enjoyed the observation deck.  the last of the chai porters were consumed.  My back up Gatorade was chugged and some Busch Light before we went to our First Class suite at the hotel.

The stars were spectacular that night!  All that starlight travel for billions of years to reach us.  Milky Way.  Discussion of the cosmos ensued before shut eye around 3 am.

Sunrise at the Trestle is something everyone should see.  Any schmuck can drive up to Madrid or Slater and ride to the Trestle at night.  But I respect those that ride there from their homes.  More difficult.  But sunrise is Ace Difficulty Level.  The Hotel was peaceful.  Nobody disturbed us.  No cops evicted us.  You open your eyes and there it is.  Summon the strength to get up and operate a camera.  Go to the observation deck and shoot photos.  Walk down to the bridge itself and click away.  It takes real effort to do this.  Much more effort at sunrise than at night if you bike there.  Much more difficult with 3 hours of sleep after starting a ride at 102F and refueling with beer.

Hotel Trestle


Our suite.

Our view.
Craig at Concierge Level, Hotel Trestle.

The next time I stay at the Hotel Trestle I will have breakfast at Casey's in Madrid.  We entered the Flat Tire Lounge at 830 am.  No food.  Radish starts selling breakfast at 10 am.  Town & Country Cafe was closed since August 24th and slated to reopen on the 4th of September.  Although we could have had cinnamon rolls at the Labor Day celebration we chose to go back to Flat Tire and wait for burritos.  In a nutshell, we killed two hours waiting for breakfast.  Burritos were awesome but we got them 25 minutes after placing the order.

At the Oasis.  Filled bottles, drank a beer. Called Mary to set up a ride home together.

We parted company from here.  Craig was going to Perry to watch the football game.  I wanted to ride home and go to Fareway and be productive.  a shower was needed.  But most of all I missed my beautiful wife.  Let's see if she reads this.  I headed to Slater and stopped at the Oasis for water and a beer before parting the trail for Polk City and the Neal Smith Trail.  This is my favorite way home from the Trestle.  Nothing to note on this section of trail except a group of Boy Scouts were completing their Bicycling Merit Badge, 50 miler in this heat.  Also Polk City or the State wised up and partially paved the shoulder on 415 so one can bike safer to the NST entrance south of Casey's.  I appreciated this.






Another detour.  The plan was simple.  Mary ride north, I continue south.  We'd meet somewhere.  I wanted to get down the dam wall before she had to climb it.  But she zigged where she should have zagged.  That was at the Morning Star trailhead where the trail was closed due to the river taking a chunk of trail away.  I saw the roadblock on the other side, Sycamore Access and promptly took NW 66th to NW 6th and resumed the trail at Morning Star Dr.  Done this before when I failed to have a pump or new CO2 cartridge with me (free air at Casey's).  The mobile beeped from a text and than it rang.  Mary was at the Visitor Center!  She took NW 6th up to the Ankeny trail access instead of turning left on NW 66th.  traffic and better shoulder.  So I cracked open a Busch Light and waited in the shade.  Note that several bicycles went past the road block and did not return.  I assume that the river got them or that they made it to Sycamore Access.

The Mad Meatball has a bicycle theme motif for decor.

Looks like a fun ride until you discover how this beast turns.  Yes, the yellow hand bar on top of the cart.

Their icon.  As our host said, looks more determined than mad.


From here it was an easy ride home.  Lots of leaves on the ground.  If it was not so hot I would have thought it was autumn.  We had lunch at the Mad Meatball.  Located next to Capital Pub & Dog and owned by the same folks.  $4 pints, I had the fat Tire seasonal, Pumptrick.  Menu consists of meatball subs, pizza and pasta.  We plan to return, goo0d food, good selection of draft beer and close to home--within cruiser range.  I hope they succeed.  Someday this area, MLK and SE 6th will be a thriving part of the East Village.

Well not as long as it should have been but a great ride nonetheless despite my gravel issue.  Accomplished several things: broke 5000 miles for the year, tested new equipment, tested new light set up and saw the trestle finally for 2013.  And most importantly, got to ride with Craig on a ride few mortals dare.



Tuesday, August 27, 2013

The Ever Morphing Bicyclist



Ever noticed how much your body changed ever since you started cycling?  Line them up and cyclists are easy to spot.  Easier if naked.

The first step in change is skin tone, especially for whitey.  The worst suntans.  I have pale white feet (I like socks) supported by tan legs to mid thigh then pale white upper thighs and ass.  As far as my truck goes, my children said it best, "Dad has a white t-shirt."  Late summer I sport raccoon eyes from the skin that is protected by my sunglasses.

Physical changes occur as well.  Mary and I once met a man on a ride that had a gallon plastic water jug mounted on his handlebars.  A huge straw went up to his mouth.  He said it enables him to ride all day.  When he got off the bike his back was all hunched like he had been on the bike for 30 years non-stop.  Others sport the lump on a shoulder from a broken clavicle.  Novices often have scars from crashing because they could not unclip from their SPDs or EggBeaters. Many sport a greasy tattoo from a chainring.  Those that work on bikes often have filthy fingernails.

But I discovered a new mutation in the morphing of bicyclist.  Heating and cooling.  Today it was miserable hot, 99F, and miserably humid, up to 77% at times.  The a/c in the building that I work in cannot keep up.  So I found myself sweating profusely for no other reason than the a/c sucked.  But others were not as bad as me.  I started to worry.  Am I ill?  Is something wrong with me?  Am I dying?

When I left work it was 95F and 39% humidity.  Conditions that would normally melt me on the spot.  But no.  As soon as the bike was rolling I felt good.  the breeze from moving.  I've grown so accustomed to that breeze that my body cannot regulate heat without the movement of air.  I sleep underneath a ceiling fan even when the a/c is on.  When I ride I only get hot when I stop.  And at work, unless I find that a/c sweet spot or a fan, I sweat like I am having a heart attack.

Sure, this summer has not been that bad until this week.  But I reserve the right to bitch.  Looking forward to so colder weather.  I can dress for the 50s.  And I won't sweat!

Saturday, August 10, 2013

RASDak Faces2Falls Photoblog

Moving down the road.  Somewhere between Sioux Falls and Hill City.  We opted for the freeway for better tourism and higher speed limit.  Joe's truck carried Donnie's, Tom's and Joe's bicycles.  2 are recumbents.



Still to this day do not know what these are.



Badlands



Mary and me in the Badlands.

Mostly mud not rock.

Our two drivers, Aggie and Betsy Hildreth, Joe's wife and daughter.

1st group photo.  Left to right: Donnie Hildreth, Mary Guevara, Chris Guevara, Joe Hildreth, Tom Riggs.




Because we needed to carry two drivers to get our two vehicles back to Sioux Falls, the tandem had to ride on back of the van.  I much prefer bicycles inside vehicles.  Safer.  No issues this trip.


Inside the Badlands Visitor Center.

nice shot Joe!  Cannot believe I missed this opportunity.









Wall Drug





We never biked to Mt. Rushmore.  We stopped by on our way to our campsite.  The organisers of the ride asked the BIC of Mt Rushmore if we could do a group photo here.  The BIC said that we were too large of a group (less than 100 riders). 














Bicycle Gothic
Jessica.  She wrote a blog on this ride for the newspaper she works for, Chamberlain/ Oacoma Sun.  Prestine 1991 Trek 520.  I was jealous but glad I was not on it for the week.  Too fast for slow bikes.

Kasey Abbott, the person responsible for it all.  He rode every day and stopped at every town, event and food stand..


Tom's tent died during a sudden gust of wind.  It was windy that evening.  Old high profile tents tend to snap poles.






All our crap.

Tracy 


Pre-ride feed.  Unfortunately I grabbed too much salad.

kathy's bike.  Self contained for a day and a half.  Salsa.

Pancake breakfast Day 1.


Words of advice from the Official Wristband

South Dakota Beer Drinkers Association, I think.

Donnie and Jeff.  Jeff rode with us during TdK last year.  He just got dropped off this morning.







The Crazy Horse Memorial staff had no objections for us to do the group photo.  10 miles into Day 1.

La Machine


Helicopters around the corner.











Keith



Pringle South Dakota




Bicycle sculpture

This antelope almost got ran over by a RV.






Hot Springs, SD














At the time zone line.  Keith said the going rumor is that the number on the state sticker is the mileage to the nearest FEMA Camp.








Cosey


These two just rode 100 miles and have about 10 more to go!
















Preparing for the downhill.























Tim Fairchild relaxing.

















Kathy


Craig Rust between Donnie and Mary.  Very funny person.  Hell of a rider.  He helped us kill the FireBall during TdK last year.


Jim, Jeff and Tracy at Tim's RV.  Basically 3 parties going on at once this night on the eastern shores of the Missouri River,




The man with the safety vest was riding across the country.  As fellow bicyclist we could not help but smother him with questions.  He just wanted a shower and time to finish his Mike's hard Lemonade.



The South dakota Cattle Women were quite a good sponsor!










1957 Thunderbird painted as a memorial for veterans.













Went there for the All You Can Eat chicken and buffet.

Road Booty contest.















Tim has a turtle.





















Dawn in Freeman, SD



Retired Secretary of Agriculture meets his former employee Doug.  He provided snacks at his mother's cattle ranch.

My son has the same shirt!

Wildlife in Sioux Falls










David Sunde

At the finish with a flat.


Jim and Tracy at the finish!


Video interview of Kathy explainer her crash.




never let strangers use your spy camera.

They don't know how to use it!  At The Falls, Sioux Falls, SD.



My view sans hands and forearms

Front view.