observations from someone who believes that bicycles are not roof or car rack ornaments
Thursday, October 6, 2016
The Girl That Kicked the Opossum's Nest
Thursday October 6, 2016. Clive Greenbelt Nature Trail. Less than a half mile from the 3 mile marker from the east. Mary is riding her road bike. I am about 1.5 meters behind her. It is 545 am and still dark.
We cross the bridge that the gentleman from Great Britain failed to cross and plummeted to his death. Now we are curving to the left as the trail makes a U shaped jaunt to remain creek side and not cut through a playground area. And there she was. A dark grey opossum cross the trail moving slowly.
Mary got over to the right the best she could but bicycle and marsupial collide. No sound is made. Mary's bike stays upright and does not even wiggle. She lost no speed and successfully makes the next curve.
I watch her as all this unfolds, hoping that she does not crash. But in the bottom of my eye I see the opossum appear to explode. It stopped and turned 90 degrees but a black and white fireball erupts over the woodland creature, debris going two feet into the air.
My first thought was "what a dirty bastard!" My brain was telling me that it was leaves and sticks flying off our forest friend. But then I realized it was her babies abandoning ship or getting knocked off. No sound, no cries or shrieks. No blood on the trail or opossum or Mary or the bike's tires.
If this was a horror movie all that debris would have turned into thousands ov evil bats and consumed us. But it was not.
I hope Mama and her pups are ok. I am sure that the jogger approaching us shortly afterwards and the walker behind us would have stopped to helped them.
BTW, Mary hit a raccoon on Monday. It stopped and hissed at her.
Friday, September 23, 2016
Waiting for the New Store
One of the issues about using a bicycle for 99% of my transportation needs is purchasing of groceries. I have the ability to haul a significant amount of goods on the bike with or without using a trailer. Hauling groceries is not the issue. Finding a convenient store is. I use the neighborhood stores as much as possible. B&B Supermarket is great for meat and a few other items as well as sandwiches. Graziano's has everything I need Italian especially sausage (much cheaper at the source people). But both lack fresh vegetables, expensive dog food and wine.
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| B&B meat run. |
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| Graziano's |
Of the major supermarkets in the Des Moines metro I find them difficult to frequent. The closest Hy Vee is a mere 2 miles away but getting there is difficult. There is a long slow hill and traffic. And a stretch of false flat, looks flat but it is actually uphill or gravitational pull is stronger here than elsewhere. Cars are parked on the street so the possibility of getting doored or hit from behind is greater. Crossing SE 14th (highway 69) is a dangerous affair in cars let alone on a bicycle.
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| Empty parking lot at SW 22nd Fareway 445 pm |
Fareway on SW 22nd is a 6 mile round trip from my home. Most of this is on a nice trail. The only buzzkill about riding here is that is the baseball and soccer field which increase traffic. But my major beef with this store is their refusal to install a bicycle rack. Easy to ride to, difficult to park the bike. I've spoken to the manager about this. He said that there is not enough room in the parking lot. So today I did a quick count of cars at 445 pm, Friday. Less than 30 cars in the lot. Any other store would be packed at this time.
Another Fareway is located in west Des Moines on Grand Ave. New and modern and puts the SW 22nd store to shame. It has bicycle parking. It is also on my way home from work. But to get there I must cross 63rd St (highway 28). I don't care if it has signals, it is a dangerous intersection and I feel uncomfortable crossing it every time.
The store i frequent the most is the Hy Vee in Windsor Heights. Essentially right off the trail and a mere 8.5 miles from home. I like this store. but once again I need to cross a busy street to get there, University Ave. Despite Windsor Height's campaign to make their village more bicycle friendly, University is a 25 mph freeway and crossing that road is dangerous. But for now it my main supplier of groceries. I recommend their Market Grill.
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| 6 bottles of wine from Windsor Heights. They do have the best cheap wine specials. Why do I cross the busy road? To get to the cheap vino! |
This is why I am anxious for Hy Vee to open their new location on Court Avenue. I will be a flat and bicycle friendly mile and half from my home. I plan to ride home, switch to a grocery getter bike and make that 3 mile round trip. It is also located near my bank, another perk.
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Last Day/Commute of Summer
430 am I open the door and I felt it right away. Not unlike opening an oven and having a meat loaf slap my face but then again not that bad. 76F with 80% humidity it was almost suffocating. Going to sweat on this ride.
Crossing the bridge at water Works park we first noticed the fog. And the deer. And the walnuts. All three at once. Deer everywhere betrayed by the reflection of our lights against their eyes. Some running across the trail, others hiding in the trees. Keep eyes moving from the deer to the trail to find a clean line through the black walnuts scattered on the trail. Nature's IED.
The wind is from the south so we feel zero movement of air and hence the fog off the river. The river is very high from recent rains and I fear the next rain will send it over the banks and onto the trail. The last day of summer, late September and I really should be mowing the lawn twice a week.
The worst fog was along Walnut Creek as we rode along the dog park and entered Colby Park. Fortunately, we stayed on the trail and did not hit anything or anyone. The trail has been rather empty of humans today. Just a few people fishing at the beginning near Mullets. No other bikers or runners. The usual dog walkers are absent as well. We may have started early today.
The Greenbelt was actually a relief. Despite its curvy nature it is more open for airflow and we cool off a bit. But we are ever alert for other trail users, noticeably absent today. yesterday a man walking a golden retriever dutifully stepped off the trail and heeled his dog to let us by. I guess he saw our bright lights from a distance. They were not there today. Just rabbits, cats and deer. The fog was gone as well.
We parted ways at 128th. Mary headed north, me south into the wind. But it felt good as it evaporated the sweat and cooled me down. In a few months it will be much cooler and then miserably cold. I look forward to bitching about that but will appreciate not overheating.
Fare the well, Summer, we will miss you when you really decide to leave us.
Crossing the bridge at water Works park we first noticed the fog. And the deer. And the walnuts. All three at once. Deer everywhere betrayed by the reflection of our lights against their eyes. Some running across the trail, others hiding in the trees. Keep eyes moving from the deer to the trail to find a clean line through the black walnuts scattered on the trail. Nature's IED.
The wind is from the south so we feel zero movement of air and hence the fog off the river. The river is very high from recent rains and I fear the next rain will send it over the banks and onto the trail. The last day of summer, late September and I really should be mowing the lawn twice a week.
The worst fog was along Walnut Creek as we rode along the dog park and entered Colby Park. Fortunately, we stayed on the trail and did not hit anything or anyone. The trail has been rather empty of humans today. Just a few people fishing at the beginning near Mullets. No other bikers or runners. The usual dog walkers are absent as well. We may have started early today.
The Greenbelt was actually a relief. Despite its curvy nature it is more open for airflow and we cool off a bit. But we are ever alert for other trail users, noticeably absent today. yesterday a man walking a golden retriever dutifully stepped off the trail and heeled his dog to let us by. I guess he saw our bright lights from a distance. They were not there today. Just rabbits, cats and deer. The fog was gone as well.
We parted ways at 128th. Mary headed north, me south into the wind. But it felt good as it evaporated the sweat and cooled me down. In a few months it will be much cooler and then miserably cold. I look forward to bitching about that but will appreciate not overheating.
Fare the well, Summer, we will miss you when you really decide to leave us.
Monday, September 5, 2016
Labor Day Stomped for Vino
Hands in the drops. Head down. How far ahead can I see? 10 feet. Look up every now and then. Stay next to the white line. It's a flat straight road. Smooth, too, which helps more than you think it would. I'm not worried about cars behind me. Mary will give the warning. They can see us. Ride in a predictable manner and glance up. The road has been empty. Estimated mileage from winery to turn is 7 and half. After 3 and half the Elkhart turn. We will not be turning. Hope nobody is on 94th because once again I forgot to to lower the tension on my right SPD and clipping in is a bitch. Look at the computer. 11.9 mph. Good. In the distance is the Principal Tower jutting out into the sky like a far off mountain peak. Damn, we got to ride south of that. Nurse that water bottle slow. It's a long way to Sargent Park in Des Moines, the first place I know of where we can fill the bottles. Should have taken two. Keep in mind that you have ridden in worse for longer distances and you are going much faster than those miserable days. Keep on pushing on. There is no other way.
After many weekends of slacking bicycle-wise we decided to join the Cellar Ride & Stomp. The Cellar Winery at White Oak has planned a Labor Day festival of picking grapes and stomping them. Riders got to choose to begin at Fire Trucker Brewery in Ankeny or Reclaimed Rails in Bondurant. The distance to winery is 13 miles from either location. Sounds like fun. I like beer, bikes and wine. This would be a great opportunity to take the tandem out and visit a winery we have never been to before and purchase a bottle to bring home.
Mary and picked Reclaimed Rails since it is easier for us to get to from Des Moines (avoids the endless Ankeny traffic). An easy 5 miles to the Gay Lea Wilson Trail along the newly finished MLK sidepath and bike lanes from our home. Instead of veering left to the Four Mile Creek Trail we stayed on the GLW and headed to Altoona and took the county roads into Bondurant. This saved us 2 miles and probably some more time since county roads are faster than trails. Big thank you to John Dowd to show us how to navigate the residential neighborhoods to get to Reclaimed Rails.
We got to the starting point at 1145 am. Nobody was there. Founder's Pub across the street had many bicycles. but these folks were mainly from Ankeny. A few gawked at us when we said we roade up from Des Moines. i don't know if it was that they knew that the wind would kill us on the way home or that we were brave and did not take the trail to Bondurant. Refilled our bottles and stopped at the the trailhead to study Google Maps and hit the restroom. When we shoved off Mary said she saw bikes at the brewery. We really did not have time to participate in the fun and games. I really just wanted to get a bottle of wine and be home in time to prepared a turkey dinner for our children.
Unknown territory. The best thing about riding bicycles in the northern regions is that it is basically flat, paved and organized by a grid. Head in the direction you want to go and adjust course as needed. I have no idea how the official riders got to White Oak. We headed west out of town and then turned north when I got annoyed by traffic. I've ridden once to Elkhart, the town I used as a waypoint to the winery. That was with Eric Crabb. Years ago from Altoona. He kicked my ass on the way back on that dark drunken night. I wish he'd start riding again. #fatslobbagger where art thou? We were looking for 46th but turned up 56th or something. Then the left on the newly repaved 94th. This rode lacks shoulders but traffic was life. Finally the sign for Elkhart, 4 miles to the north. From there I correctly estimated our destination would be another 4 miles away. We rolled north to 150 and took a left. Then we were there. It was 13 miles from Bondurant since we were now at 30 for the day.
More on the road. Heading west had us getting hammered by a strong cross wind. It felt good, however, as Mary remarked it would have been a miserably hot day without it. On the north runs of 4 then another 4 miles it was a tailwind. One of those vacuum winds. You can see the corn and trees move in the wind but there is no breeze on your face unless you stoke it up to at least 30 mph which we did. Put it in big ring and get into the drops and couple taps on the rear shifter until the perfect balance of speed and cadence is found. North of Elkhart hills emerge but they proved to be rollers. Just the roar of the tires. We did not speak, just pushed the tandem like a well oiled machine.
The Cellar at White Oak
White Oak. I never knew this was a town. The address is fro Cambridge, however, residual history exists and created an identity for the people here. The winery is on the corner. No signs! Of course we came in from the road that turns to gravel but still, no fookin' sign. Well, there was a small chalk board on the side walk behind the wooded fence next to the building. but Mary said it looked like a winery, large nice looking house, reception area. Slowing down I asked a local who happened to be next door and he said it was indeed the winery. U-turn into a gravel driveway parking lot. Now we could read the chalk board. "<---- Taste Room." It was in the back part of the building. Land and park the tandem along the wooden fence.
The friendly folks of the Cellar at White Oak Winery were a bit surprised by our arrival. They were still setting up for the event. I think it was barb who told us that the riders left at 12:15 or about a 1/2 hour after we departed Bondurant. I stated our business clearly, "we are here to sample your products and purchase a bottle." And we were let in. we were able to talk to the owners. John Barber had just harvested 7000 lbs of grapes. Speaking of which, their grapes are grown locally and focus on those varieties that fare Iowa winters well. That is the issue in Iowa, short growing season and long harsh winters. And great soil....
Water was the first thing we needed. Absentmindedly, we forgot to bring in our bottles for the filling. we sat at the bar and studied the menu. I our usual MO, Mary sampled the whites and I the reds. They Had a Fire Trucker and a Reclaimed Rails brew on tap, Bud Light cans for those who need a high school beer. Brianna was the runner up, a semi sweet white. The winner was the SweetHeart which we told them just to give us a warm bottle since it would be warm by the time we got home.
We asked about the road back, 38th, and was told it would take us to 78th or Oralabor Rd. It was a beautiful ride home with many nice homes. This took some of the sting of the headwind off us. But soon we were in the middle of nowhere fighting a 23 to 30 mph wind. We stopped once under the shade of a large tree and split a Powerbar and a bag of PowerShots, left overs from Ragbrai. The road led to where they said it would and we took a left on Berwick and intercepted the trail a few miles later. we ended up on the new section of the Chichaqua trail and then the Four Mile Creek Trail for making the ride a loop. We ended up with a bit over 57 miles so it was 27 miles from the winery to home.
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| The tandem was so tired from the wind it literally fell over and took a nap while we rehydrated at Sargent Park in Des Moines along the Four Mile Creek trail. 10 miles from home. |
I'd like to do this ride properly sometime. We did not as tomorrow is a work day and I planned a meal for the kids. Time, always a question and matter of time. We do plan to visit the Cellar at White Oak again. Mary said it would be a great day to hit this one and Snus on the same day. Just don't make plans for home afterwards!
Friday, August 26, 2016
Stolen Ideas Gone Weird
One night as we rode back to our home in Little Italy I had a bad thought. We were on a particularly dark section of trail surrounded by trees when this thought occurred. What if there were clowns out there hiding behind the trees. What if we dressed as scary clowns, hid behind trees and jumped out at cyclists at the last moment at night? People would literally defecate their pants. I found this humorous and spoke this to Mary and my family. Our oldest child, Katie, thought that was a bad idea. 'Dad, that's why people have concealed weapons permits." True. I would be laughing so hard I'd be paralyzed as the "victim" would regain composure and beat the life out of me, laughing as the blows hit and I lay bleeding to death. So I gave up on the idea.
Distant memory until last night. We left Sully's and were heading to Mullets after 9 pm and taking the Bill Riley Trail. As we approached the bridge spanning the Raccoon River at Water Works Park I noted that there were bicycles on the bridge. I was hoping for friendlies. It was dark as summer is almost over.
Sure, there were two bicycles on the bridge but the riders, now dismounted were wearing scary clown masks and laughing. We laughed back and rode on. Once on the road Mary suggested that we need to go back and have her photo taken with them. One of her co-workers is deathly afraid of clowns. Good idea!. We turned around for the photo.
They were more than happy to oblige the photo request and even offered me a beer. Sam Adams Octoberfest. Damn, that time of year again but a good beer. We stayed long enough to watch them in action but the effect was probably ruined by our presence. Still a good time.
You just never know what you will find on the trail!
Saturday, August 13, 2016
What a Difference 12 Hours Makes
Friday's are so supposed to be smooth, painless and fast. Right? Not Friday August 12, 2016. The commute to work was rough, potentially painful and slow. Work was alright and then WHAM, difficult. All part of life but it is Friday and I wanted to be free to meet my beloved wife and have dinner and drinks and take a photo.
Thursday was a stormy night. It was a rare occasion that I actually shut down my computer due to a thunderstorm. I saw a flash, the lights flicked and a deafening cascade of thunder struck. Time to cut my losses and shut this machine down just in case. I lost one earlier to a slow miserable death due to lightning. The rain was coming down in sheets from the east on my street. And it was still raining when I woke up albeit a light rain. Forget the jacket since I'll be just as wet because of sweat. The temperature has not cooled down over night.
So we rode to the suburbs. 15 miles west of here in an on and off light rain. I probably should have ridden my 2011 Trek Soho with its fenders and bags and wide puncture resistant tires with reflective sidewalls and internal gearing and drum brakes, an ideal all weather commuter. But it is slow and I need to index it and the tarp blew off of it during the storm and now the seat and bags are wet. I was not carrying anything to work anyway except my meds, wallet, keys and sunglasses. My work clothing is already there and I do not have any laundry to ferry to work. Did I mention it is a slow bike? I opted for the 1994 Trek 2200, the Carbon Rod. Old faithful. As fast as I want it to be. Fresh from a 2 month rest from a tire issue (see Tire Issue) it would be hitting 1000 miles for the year today. It is Friday, the bike is dirty from the previous day's commute and cleaning and lubing are in order for the weekend. I was more worried about mud than anything else.
Mary decided to ride with me this morning. She is switching her location of employment and now is returning to the farthest edge of the metro for the school year. We will now ride together 12 miles, mostly trail before splitting in different directions. She opted for her single speed Windsor since her Specialized needs brake work. She has fenders and bags which are used to carry a laptop and a change of clothes. Unfortunately, after we hit the point of no return she announces that she lacks a rear flasher. Yeah, we could have turned around at that point and grabbed one but we pressed on planning to take the trail which was now less than a half mile away. It is 430 am.
The rain was light and sometimes stopped for a bit and sometimes picked up. On the government weather radar site it was blue which is lighter than green. I used my phone to check this since I shut down my computer last night. We really were not getting wet, too wet. Our neighborhood was fine. there was no discussion to take Ingersoll Ave, "The Avenue!", instead of the trail which is something we do when the trails are flooded or otherwise incapacitated due to weather. Took that left turn at Mullets and rolled along the south bank of the Raccoon with the smell of skunk wafting through the air and suicidal rabbits darting out in front of us every 20 seconds. The deer would be out in force now that the thunder has stopped. Sure enough, a doe and three little bastards in view wondering what to do as we approached. Raccoons next. It's a zoo. Other than dodging critters the trail was fine for the first 4 miles.
Once to the horse barns we increased our alertness. Expect large puddles because rain collects on low points and does not drain quickly because of slit and mud build up. The possibility that the river has flooded the trail is very real since it has rained two days in a row. Remember the flood of 2008 started in August. Cautiously take the curve underneath the rail trestle since Walnut Creek notoriously floods this section. If not flooded it could be muddy. Crashing is not desired. No floods just 3 significant puddles that thankfully could be forded and the water was not up to our bottom brackets.
Now the real issue begins to appear. Tree debris all over the paved trail. Leaves, twigs and branches. Nothing huge, nothing insurmountable just everywhere creating a bumpy ride. The possibility of crashing greatly increased because some of the branches are large. Time to thread the needle. The beloved canopy took a hit. Watch out for fallen trees.
Now the rain picked up. My glasses are almost useless and I need to clean them every so often. I did not think about getting on the road when we reached Grand Avenue. Stubborn determination. We encounter Jason and Cassandra walking their Airedales on the trail and exchange pleasantries. He asked how the trail was. I often see him riding his bike home after work. Or running. He likes to run to work once a week. This encounter informs me that we are running a bit behind. My Cateye is a model that does not cycle a clock so I do not know what the time is but since we are near the home of the dog walkers time is not a big issue. Go around the curve to the place where a privacy fence hides the homes and we stop.
A huge tree is down. instead of falling perpendicular to the trail it is virtually lengthwise, top facing us. The best way around it is to walk the bikes between the tree and the fence. this is where I coined the term "Indiana Jonesing It." I went first breaking branches with my hands and pushing debris out of the way. Mary expressed a desire for a machete. Took a bit but we made it. We passed the broken part of the fence with nails sticking out. Fun times! Back in the saddle again. Pass the dog park and roll through Colby Park and not that the sprinklers are not on.
At Wal Mart/Burger King she asked which route I was going to take. The trail. Should have taken Buffalo Rd/Westown Pkwy but I was stubborn and did not want to ride on the streets after a rain because streets are too gritty and filthy after rain. So now we began Clive's Greenbelt Trail. It was loaded with tree debris and some large branches to avoid. The underpass of 86th St was still closed from Wednesday nights rain. so we schelped it over the road and resumed on the trail. Although Walnut Creek receded from the trail here yesterday it had a 2 inch coating of mud. Today I did not bother checking. Trust the closed gates. 100th St was still open and fine. 114th was still closed so did the walk around on very soggy grass.
Somewhere along here we encountered another bicycle commuter in the rain. Two lights on his bike. I asked him about the trail. he said it was clear. Good news. Lots of debris after seeing him but "clear" apparently means passable.
The 14 blocks between 114th and 128 were another story. Tree down. Get back on the bike and make 10 pedal strokes and dismount for another tree. Get back on and another fallen tree. Total of four between the road and the big bridge. Clear trail my ass! Guess the cyclocrosser in all of us changes our definition of clear. we are a hardy few and rarely obey "closed trail" signs and such. Indiana Jones, no treasure except for the prize of getting to the destination.
We split at 128th, Mary north, south for me. Two miles for both of us. I get to work about 15 to 25 minutes behind my usual time. Filthy but smiling then a frown hit. I am fasting for a blood test at 930 am. no coffee for me. My one lucky prize for commuting to work. I really could have used it. by the time I left for the test I had a headache and was hungry.
Daylight when I left for the mile+ ride to Mercy West Clinic. Surveying the landscape I see tree debris everywhere. The outside workers have been busy for over 3 hours cleaning up the property and still had a lot of work to do. But at least it was stopped raining. Everyone at work had some tale of the storm. One person did not show because a tree crashed on his and his wife's car and hit the house and the basement flooded when the sump pump stopped working when the power went out.
With about two hours to go my boss informs me that their is a billing discrepancy that I need to look at after lunch. This takes an extra hour and we really did not resolve it. Three people adding the same numbers and one of us getting a different answer. Mind numbing and energy draining. It's Friday, dammit!!
I did not even put my sunglasses on. Just changed clothes and brushed the sand off my saddle. Told Mary I'd meet her at home. since she got off before me and I had no idea how long number crunching would take. Should have put the RayBans on but since my back would be to the sun I did not feel the need. Just roll. GTFO and away quickly. It was dry and the sun was coming out. A strong wind from the north was bringing in cooler air. I was happy and grateful. The trail was clean, even more happy and grateful. What difference 12 hours makes!
I met her outside of Mullets. Damn, I wanted a beer! We rode to Cactus Bob's in Johnston. I needed a photo of my bike with a cactus for FaceBook's bicycle ride & Seek Challenge. A cactus near beer and food seemed like a wonderful idea. This would be my second trip to Johnston since my mother passed away. I'm glad both trips were for booze and food. Ian and Staci Holmgren suggested the place and said beer was cheep. Ribs were inexpensive, too.
I thought Cactus Bob's would be more of a bar. It was a BBQ joint, no frills but great food. The wall behind the cashier was covered with the offerings. Almost intimidating. Making a decision was difficult. I never gave food a thought during the ride up. Merely wanted to sit down, pound a few beers and then get something light. Instead I had to stand in line, first of course after the people ahead of us bowed out to make a better informed decision, stare at the menu and speak to the cashier. I had their delicious tenderloin with an iced tea and a Tallgrass Pub Ale. Tenderloins are my go to order when in a hurry. One should always try a tenderloin where ever fresh ones are offered. Frozen loins are crap. According to the receipt I had two beverages, one for $1.99 and the other for $2. Mary had the Gobbler, a turkey sandwich, no beer.
There is a bicycle rack outside at the end of the building, the joint located right off the trail, but we forgot locks so we leaned them against the windows near the exit where we dined and kept an eye on them. I plan to go back. I was weak and starving. Long day at work ruined by a fast that my late breakfast and lunch never quite sated. Afterwards we rode home and watched the Olympics. I was tired and needed a shower. 53 mile day.
One note on the route. We took the Neal Smith Trail to the Trestle to Trestle Trail. Clive did a great job cleaning up the Greenbelt while we were at work. Tree debris and mud gone! Gates open. The Bill Riley was cleaned up as well except for the puddles which were a bit smaller. The Neal Smith was open where the resurfacing project just ended the day before. Shoulder work incomplete and However, the trail was filthy from the storm and there was one significant puddle that we forded. One person on a hybrid turned around. Mary exchanged her commuter for a roadie and rode through the water without hesitation. I wished they would have added some fill dirt to raise that section but I did not plan or fund the project. I am glad it is done. We have not ridden that way since early May. Likewise the T2T needed a bit of clean up. And the very end of Johnston's trail was closed. Mary said a Fareway was being built. I look forward to shopping there.
Saturday, August 6, 2016
The Great Freezer Filling Challenge
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| Strap em on! Turkeys in the front bags. And the half and half. I am disgruntled without it in my coffee. |
Two of my favorite proteins went on sale this week. Pork loin and turkey. Hy Vee had frozen turkey breasts on sale for 69 cents per pound.. These are basically 9 lb turkeys without the garbage on them--legs and wings. Thaw them out and they are perfect for the smoker, Weber grill and oven. I suppose one could carve them up for other things but I am lazy when it comes to cooking. The pork loins are lean and require very little fat trimming. They can be use for so many meals--stir-fry, oven roasting, cut and grilled like chops, pound into tenderloins, or slow cook a section on the Weber grill for an hour and a half to perfection. Once again they average 9 lbs.
Thursday was the day I designated for the store raid. Unfortunately, when I grabbed the 520 the rear tire was flat. I took the Soho instead with its smaller panniers figuring I could place two turkeys in each bag. Wrongo! Only one each. Fortunately, Mary met me at the Windsor Heights location and she carried two for me. Other groceries were carried as well such as the fixings for tacos as it was Taco Night at home. The best part of this load was that anything that needed to be kept cold or frozen could be placed next to the turkeys. It was 93 F outside.
That evening I put the front panniers back on and fixed the flat on the 520. No screwing around tomorrow. Serious shopping! Once again after work I found myself in Windsor Heights and I purchased two more turkey breasts, a bag of Jasmine rice and a quart of half and half. The half and half was probably the most important item since tomorrow would be Saturday and I would need it for quality coffee. Like a fookin' idiot I left my wallet on my bike I hate carrying things in my pocket while riding. "Excuse me Miss, I need to run to the bicycle rack and grab my currency. Just take a sec!" I felt stupid. At least the weather was better at 81 F. It did not hurt to step outside.
Fareway on Grand Ave was the next stop. I did not even grab a cart while making my beeline to the meat counter. Step outta my way!! I left the damn coupon on the bike but I have never been asked to present one. Two 9 lbers for $14 a piece. I'll cut them into 3 each and put 5 bags into the freezer.
So tonight, grilled loin with fresh sauteed zucchini and squash from the garden served with Jasmine rice.
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| The new birds. Not shown are the other two and all the other food in this freezer, 90% protein. |
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